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Don't tell em Pike

Reported anonymously at 22:52, Thu 20 August 2020

Sent to Kent County Council less than a minute later. FixMyStreet ref: 2255913.

Well, its a bloody good job that the Germans didn't have rubber dingys in 1940 isn't it.

Peter Benchley, come back all is forgiven, we need Jaws in the English Channel :)

Or why not take to sea in boats and play a marine version or 'Rollerball' with the invaders. Put up the Jolly Rodger at the last minute. Have your pirate ship with a figurhead of a female politician (quite a few are so ugly it will scare the fuckers back to frogland). Play 'frigging on the rigging' at top volume,, then board their dingys. Make em walk the plank.

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